"WORMCULT??? OH MY!! WHAT WOULD THE NEIGHBORS THINK?!?!?"

THE GOVERNMENT COULD BE SPYING ON YOUR PURCHASES

YOUR BANK HATES YOU

CREDITORS ARE AFTER YOU

YOU'RE AN OUTLAW TRYING TO 'LAY LOW'

EVERYONE IS OUT TO GET YOU

BUT YOU NEED A WORMCULT CD RIGHT NOW!!

HOW DO YOU GET ONE OFFLINE???

THE PEOPLE IN THE PIC BELOW ARE ALL RUSHING TO BEST BUY

BECAUSE THEY FOUND A DISCREET WAY OF OBTAINING THE AUDIO SMUT KNOWN AS WORMCULT!!!

THEY WILL NO LONGER LIVE IN FEAR AND SHAME!!!

...and neither should you!!

PAY CASH!!! HERES HOW....

First Step is to go directly to the store after carefully reading this page.

Some Best Buy staff might say there is no Wormcult or Indie Section in the store's system....

DO NOT LET THEM MISLEAD YOU!!!

Wormcult cannot be found on the main search engine at BestBuy.com, at least that much is true. But there is an Independant Music section.

The main page there has it's own search engine, and it is only there you will find true happiness

in your quest for a Wormcult cd.

MOST EMPLOYEES AT BEST BUY PROBABLY CANNOT FIND THIS PAGE ON THEIR OWN!!

But you CAN walk them through it...

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On the main page at BestBuy.com there is a menu bar across the top of the screen. Go to the button that says "music. toys. and games" or whatever. its got music in it, and toys and games i think. anyway, scroll over that and you'll see a drop down menu. I think the very first item on that menu is "music". click on that and you will be on the music section of the site. on the right hand side somewhere near the middle you should see a small graphic link that says something like "independant music powered by cdbaby" click on that and you will be in the indie music section of the site. There you can put Wormcult in the search engine and it will come up. That, unfortunately, is the only way of accessing it through their search engine. If you use the one on the main page it wont show up (as mentioned earlier). It HAS to be done on the INDIE page...

Make sure you bring the right amount of cash needed, as you will have to pay in advance as a 'special order'

.

IF you hate Best Buy and prefer the feel of a 'mom and pop' indie outlet, there are just over 2400 such stores where you can special order

copies of Wormcult cds. Unfortunately this massive database of stores is not currently able to be linked to the general public. If you have a store in mind near you,

just ask them if they get any distribution from SUPER-D/PHANTOM.

If so, then they can order copies for you just like Best Buy.

If you need assistance finding a store near you that is not Best Buy, please go here and click on the email button.

Let us know your EXACT location and you will get a listing of all indie stores near you that can special order Wormcult cds.